True Friendship

* A friend forwarded me this email and I thought it was funny so I decided to share it with you. Thanks Melissa..

This is dedicated to all my friends out there...

True Friendship is None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "Friendship" poems that always sounds good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card -

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to disloge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end.

Why? you may ask; "because you are my friends!".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.